Toronto Molson Indy 2002 - Summary

Friday, Jul. 5

• BBQ at Woody's
• Roby gets screwed by Woody's gypsy slight of hand trick and is forced to be DD
• Go see Jeffers in an improv comedy show
• Go to Imsomnia bar. Roby watches while everyone else gets blitzed...
• A hot cougar is spotted sitting alone at the bar. Woody and Berty play rock, paper, scissors to see who gets to go talk to her. Berty wins and slides over beside her. She seems quite interested and talks to Berty for quite awhile about such things as the movie she has just finished shooting, Bikini Party Massacre IV. Apparently it was "weird at first to be naked all day, but she got used to it". Anyway, Berty let her slip away without a fight since he's gay. The chance to go home with the star of Bikini Party Massacre only comes around once a lifetime!
• Some of Jeffers' friends convince the boys to go to some after hours club with them. We couldn't find the club so went to Indian Motorcycle Club for an hour or so. Afterwards we went back to find the after hours club and found it. We tried to give the girls a call and they didn't answer.
• Robinson drove the gents back to Mississauga as the drunks yelled at cops, girls and bums on the street. We got back to Woody's around 3:30 and went to bed

Saturday, Jul. 6

• Got up at the ass crack of morning
• Took the GO into Toronto and met Kringle
• Wandered around the exhibits while trying to score as much free stuff as possible! We ended up with 3 t-shirts, jolly-ranchers, pepsi, licorice, rice cakes, bandanas, 50 chicken wings, CD-roms and a bottle of hot-sauce!
• We ended up at the beer garden where we were entertained by Berty entering an 'All you can eat Chicken Wing' contest, and the Miss Indy Slew pagent! We were lucky enough to be sitting next to the stage so that you could actually see the syphallis attacking their bodies. Anyway, needless to say, we enjoyed the 'Molson Best Seats in the House'. The announcer actually referred to Woody as 'The pervert taking pictures up front...'
• After the contest, we searched the premises for pictures with the beer girls, the Perrier Water girls, the Red Hot Pepper Sauce girls and the 7-up girls.
• It was now 4:30 and we thought we had better actually watch some racing since there was only one race remaining. We watched the CASCAR race which was pretty entertaining.